Quotes

These are quotes said by the players in our campaign, taken out of context.

"Seeing as how my character is wearing his clothes..."
-Charles

"That's right baby; Evander is wet for you!"
-Charles

"Dress me! I'm with Roran, it's okay."
-Dave

"Does your husband know I'm the man of your dreams?"
-Dave

“I shave my eyes.”
-Sarah

"Does our bradar go off?"
-Amy

"I bet a golden fiddle against your bracers."
-Charles

"Uh, oh. Someone's going to have hot dogs."
-Charles

"Wow. Desna* has a god complex."
-Charles

"Ya know, you could get a ring put into your testicles and carry a twelve pack from it."
-Doc

"Amy got her ass beat by a smores pizza."
-Doc

"No! My balls are flying all over!"
-Charles

"I'm always off my meds."
-Charles

"Perform: Gigolo."
-Charles

"We live in a frictional world."
-Charles

"I'm going to pee on Charlie this week."
-Doc

"I like younger older women."
-Nick

"Do you have a cat and a dog so that we can do a lab test and a CAT scan?"
-Amy

"You wish you knew what we were doing with Roran's unconscious body."
-Jason

"We were forced into maturity by our GM."
-Doc

"She's the only difference too!"
-Amy

"You're going to take a ferry's pole?"
-Amy

"I look at the ass. Does it look dangerous?"
-Charles

"I'm a guy...."
-Julie

"I'm sure if you talk to Kleo, she'd be happy to eat a plastic sandwich."
-Jason

*Desna is the goddess of dreams, stars, travelers and luck.

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